TRASH IN A BOX

Alright, so you've got this heap of junk. It's all cluttered in your garage, and it's starting to annoy you. You want to get rid of it, but you don't have a clue where to start. Well, listen up , because I've got just the solution for you: a box . Yes, you heard that right! Just throw all your clutter into a crate, and bam! You've got yourself a ma

I bought/ordered/purchased this product/thingamajig/gadget with high expectations/hopes/anticipation, but it turned out to be an absolute disaster/wreck/lemon. It's completely useless/worthless/broken out of the box. The instructions/manual/guide were confusing/nonsensical/unreadable, and customer service/support/assistance is nonexistent/rude/ unh